Ken Makes Music
Actually, Ken composes music, generally for orchestral performance.  Ken is quite capable of performing himself, but no one in his right mind would want to hear it.  This is to say, "Ken is a truly mediocre, third-rate performer."  Naturally, being exquisitely prejudiced, Ken considers this thought highly complimentary.  He does believe that his compositions are much better than his performances.  You really must check it out.